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Clean Your Attick

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This funny story is an oldie but goodie – please enjoy!

How to Have an Empty Attic:

1.  Have a super-mouse infestation from leaving an open bag of field corn in the garage.

2.  Conquer said super-mice.

3.  Find rat-turds when you go up to retrieve the Christmas Tree.

4.  Buy new tree and refuse to go in attic for six months.

5.  Make appointment to have a garage sale with neighbor because she’s an expert and the very idea of selling or bartering makes you want to drink…heavily.

0516_attic-treasures-intro_485x3406.  On a 102 degree day, unload entire contents of attic.  (The temperature is very important!)

7. Shop vac the rat-turds and admire the empty beauty of it all.  Relax till lunch.  Have a taco.

8. Sort the crap into five piles:  Stays Downstairs, Un-Recyclable Garbage, Recyclable Garbage, Garage Sale, Returning to Attic….remembering the temperature up there.

9.  Keep only those treasures that are worth a trip back into a bazillion-degree attic.

10.  Restock attic, garage sale everything else.

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Dog Bone Ring Bearer

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Here’s a cute idea for when your best man is man’s best friend. Have him a part of the ceremony!

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Drill holes into a dog bone shaped piece of wood. One on each side and 2 in the center. Base coat the bone white, and then distress the edges with brown, black or grey. Add the wording and ribbons. At the ceremony tie on the rings right before Pooch walks down the aisle.

OR buy it HERE

Thanks KT